My iPhone had a meltdown. Something about a software problem, and my restore is corrupt. I took this as an opportunity to start from scratch (I think it was a sign).
So I did a new install, and let the 300 or so apps I had on the old phone stay put in iCloud. Only the essentials today. Right now I've got about 1.5 screens and it feels pretty great.
This is what it feels like to be a normal iPhone user. I could get used to this.